[EXTREMELY LOUD AND HORRENDOUSLY BOOMING VOICE POST]

After suffering the SEVERE DISAPPOINTMENT OF BEING UNABLE TO ANNOUNCE FOR THE QUIDDITCH MATCH WITH THE TORRENT OF BEGUILING FEMALES...

It would seem that my ENCHANTING PERFECT FORM has transformed into that of colorful rainbow plumage!

This can only be DIVINE RETRIBUTION FROM HEAVEN ITSELF!! Is this continuous punishment for possessing godlike beauty second to none?! To be cursed in the form of a mere bird?!

YET. Suffering such as this cannot compare to the many innocent maidens pining away for my affection...! They turn away, abhorring their ONE wish to fill their eyes with my visage, all the while knowing of the truth! Lilies of pure hearts who CANNOT HELP BUT DESIRE ME WITH EVERY FIBER OF THEIR BEING!!! S-such a sinner I am...!!


[ooc: Lawl, Femio is a Fwooper, which fits him too damn well. Also, the song of the fwooper drives people insane without a silencing charm, which Femio CLEARLY doesn't have, so...feel free to go crazy because of this. XD But just loony, I don't want no bloodbaths. 8|]

OH HO HO~!!

Some very kind although underwhelming in the face of my UNMATCHED AND UNPARALLELED magnificence Ministry Monsieurs arrived at my estate last week to ask an assortment of perfectly random questions!!

IT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING!

CLEARLY THE MINISTRY IS PREPARING ME FOR THE TREMENDOUS And exceedingly fitting OCCUPATION OF MINISTER OF MAGIC~!

Of course I shall accept, as no other job is more worthy of my outstanding perfection~

[ooc: Annnnd, I'm slowly catching up with my characters' stuff again. >_>;; And for Femio's gifts, he gave each female and trap girly man in school a pure white dove, with a single fresh, dew speckled flower that matches either their hair or eyes, and note saying it was from GLORIOUS HIM. OH, and all the doves fart sparkles. 8D And Jei got Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. ♥]

VHET IS ZEE-A MEOONEENG OOFF ZEEES?! Bork, bork, bork!

My perffect furm seems tu be-a cunffined tu speekeeng tu beezerre-a und unbeffitteeng petterns! Bork, bork, bork!

OOH VUE-A.

Im I noo uneble-a tu speek tu zee-a derleeng flooers vit a fuice-a zeet sooits zeeoor beooty, hurty flurty schnipp schnipp?! Bork, bork, bork!

[ooc: Technically after midnight but... I'm shocked no one did Swedish Chef! D:]

SACRE BLEU!!


My PERFECT AND FLAWLESS self was merely sampling of some legumes when I was transfigured into this less than desirable form!

...COULD THIS BE PUNISHMENT FROM THE GODS THEMSELVES FOR SKEWING THE QUIDDITCH MATCH IN THE GRYFFYDOR HOUSE'S FAVOR WITH MY GLOOOOORIOUS AND ENCHANTING VOICE~?! ♪♫

Such a travesty...I can only atone...in ONE WAY POSSIBLE...!!!

[ooc: Femio has been turned into a fruitcake. :| And he thinks it's because of the quidditch match. THUS! All females on the Hufflepuff and Gryffindor Quidditch teams (and Lilie) have received a flower that blinks in their house's colors. AND! Because it's Alice in Wonderland days, it also sings this song in a booming voice. Just replace the 'Carlos' with Femio. 8DDD Enjoy!]

So many lovely young maidens have come out to enjoy the festivities, wearing stunning garments from across the globe~♥

THUS~!!

Such INNOCENT FLOWERS OF TRUTH AND BEAUTY deserve blooms to fit them!

And of course, only one who is qualified to be a true prince such as I can fill this lack!

AH! MADEMOISELLE LILIE~~!! A special flower is waiting for you, demoiselle ardente, for our GLORIOUS and EXCEEDINGLY SUCCESSFUL service of True Love!

[ooc: ;_; Femio's account expiiiiired... *coughs* No sparkles were harmed in the making of this entry. >>;; SO! In true Princess Tutu-mun fashion, this is backdated to Europe day, because, as we all know, Femio is very French. 8D And yes. Shameless plug for the flower booth from Hell. ♥ Click it, you KNOW you want to~]

HO HO! In a show of LIMITLESS AFFECTION for the profound thoughts of my flawless mind~ It would seem that one of the ravenous flowers on my estate ate the precious tome of my journal! Such a sinner I am that even plant life cannot help but want to consume my very essence...!

BUT ALAS! The writings of one blessed with such talents were far too much for the delicate bud and it promptly ejected it and passed away. I can never HOPE to atone for such a lost life~! How many will this beauty take before it is satisfied?!

And I know the blushing goddesses of Hogwarts must be DESOLATE without my presence...! Thus I have delivered something to soothe them for the long summer months until they can drink of my perfection once more~


[ooc: As you demanded, you pushy bints. >/ Long story short, a flower ate Femio's journal, than spat it out and died. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. >>;; Also! If you are female student or teacher or a girly looking male, you have probably received a bouquet of ever refilling roses from Femio, wherever you are! 8D]

HO HO!

The Gryffy-dor house, which is wonderously GRACED WITH MY PRESENCE seems to have been led to victory~!!

THUS!

It is only fitting that my heavenly self allow roses to flourish on the very spot that caused their triumph! No need to thank me, fellow Gryffydors, such an act of benevolence is only proper for one of such perfection~

[ooc: ...In other words, in a rare show of house pride, the one who 'vandalized' the Quidditch pitch...was Femio. 8D Said field was covered with roses that automatically grow back when cut, and thus the games were postponed, not that HE knows that. ...Try not to kick his ass TOO hard? 8DDD;;]

*students are eating their assorted meals when the double doors burst open in a flourish of rose petals and feathers of pure white, and a plum haired individual instantly booms in an loud and overdramatic voice that needs no magic to assist it*

Such a tremendous occasion as my 16TH YEAR of BLESSING THIS EARTH WITH MY UNSUSTAINABLE BEAUTY deserves a tribute BEFITTING of it's magnitude!

I say...this sweet aroma...

CAN IT BE THAT THIS FRAGRANT ROD OF TRUTH HAS BEEN INFUSED WITH MY VERY ESSENCE?!

[ooc: I know this is late...but it suddenly struck me. XD And yes, he smells himself.]

Have...HAVE THE GODS THEMSELVES CONVERGED TO START A NEW YEAR IN HONOR OF MY GLORIOUS PRESENCE AT HOGWARTS?!

...Blame Lady-mun. <.<;; >.>;; But yes! Even though I have made only one EPIC post with Femio and then was too tired to do half his tags =_=;;... Meme. Ask for Femio's thoughts on absolutely anything, anyone, or himself and be amazed at his lack of depth!

This post never ends, or some such. Enjoy! And leave me lots of tasty crack to answer! 8D

*It's dinnertime at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and the remaining students are eating their meals in the Great Hall with varying degrees of noisiness when the large doors of the eating chamber fly open in a flurry of snowflakes and perfectly formed rose petals.

Underneath a spotlight that almost seems to come from heaven itself, an effeminate male with coiled eggplant colored hair calls out in a booming voice:*


[ooc: DUN DUN DUUUUUN. Oh god. Run for your lives. XD This is also a voice post, so feel free to hear it if you aren't at Hogwarts. I have to dash off but I'll tag back in an hour or so~♪]

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